I shot this in vertical format to see what I might be able to make out of it. This is just embarrassing.
Update: This is an example of the rule that, just because you recorded something, doesn’t mean you need to publish it.
The messy adventures of John Marsh |
This vlog entry is way too long. I encoded it as a very low resolution/quality and the file is still too large. However, I didn’t really shoot anything for sale, so I wanted to assemble some of everything into a video so I could, at least, share some highlights from my trip into the swamp, today.
The reason I didn’t shoot anything for my clip store was two-fold. I didn’t really have any good ideas for a visually appealing scene, and the light was just terrible. The Sun was near it’s zenith and it was party cloudy, so the Sun would come out, then go under a cloud, making for a constantly changing and mostly bad lighting situation.
The video I did shoot wasn’t that bad, but it wasn’t that good, either. Furthermore, my action cam decided to stop recording audio towards the end of my adventure. The very last shots in the video below were shot on my Lumix camera, so they do have audio. I didn’t know the action cam was acting up, but I prefer to shoot with the Lumix when I can, and I was just doing some quick shots after I got cleaned up.
Enough of the boring camera talk. I did get very muddy today and I made myself very horny. I still haven’t had an orgasm, though. Everything happened at once after my trip. I hope you find something you like in this video …
(Vlog Video removed to recover some space on my server for new Vlogs)
I got off to a late start, again today. I’ve just been busy and some of my swamp trips (including the one I took, today) take 4+ hours and leave me totally exhausted. Today’s trip was special, in that I took some scrap lumber and tools with me to mend my broken “bridge”. That didn’t work out well. I’ll need to rebuild the bridge from new materials, because the mended version still wasn’t strong enough to support my weight.
I paddled my boat over 6 miles (10 km), spent about 2 hours working on my bridge and shooting some video. By the time I got home it was getting dark. I fed and walked my dog, cleaned up my muddy gear and got something to eat, after which I was pretty much done for the day. Some days, I’d stay up late, selecting and editing some frames from the video, editing, compressing and uploading a short vlog clip, and writing a blog entry, but today I’m just writing a blog entry with one image (much faster).
I almost didn’t get out, today. The week got off to a busy start, and I haven’t been feeling well the past couple of days. I probably shouldn’t have left work early today, and I hadn’t had much to eat since Saturday because I’ve had no desire to eat, but I gathered my gear and hitched up the boat trailer as soon as I could. I just needed to get some exercise and find my appetite.
Once I arrived at the spot I chose to play, I did a backwards flop into the pudding mud with my ankles tied and my wrists tied behind me. I had a great, horny struggle, but only one of two cameras recorded it, so I was a little disappointed about that.
Next, I went back in with my ankles tied to my genitals and struggled some more. I was so horny, I couldn’t resist masturbating, and I got a lot of that on camera. Once I finished rolling around in the pudding mud, I went back to my boat and got rinsed off.
The tide was still going out, so I went back in where I know there is a large log buried about 18 inches (50 cm) below the mud. It’s a great log to get tied to, and because it has such a large diameter, you can get pulled under the log with the right rigging, which can make for some desperate moments, gasping for air.
I’ll leave you with a short video that has some highlights and behind the scenes bits. I have to keep these freebies short; partly to conserve bandwidth, but also because it’s a lot quicker to edit a short video than it is to edit a much longer one. Enjoy!
On Tuesday morning, August 9, I was focused on some application development at work. I didn’t wrap up as early as I wanted, and then I had to get lunch and walk my dog. I left for the river about 30 minutes later than I had hoped, and then disaster struck!
My launch on the river is about a 15 mile drive (25km) by the shortest route, but that route had a road closure so I had to detour … or so I thought. Google maps showed the road closure between me and the road that takes me to the river, but that was wrong. It was on the other side of that intersection, so the long way that I took to get around the road closure actually brought me to a dead end and I had to backtrack. The detour that I shouldn’t have taken, and the resulting correction cost me 20 miles (33km) and about 30 minutes of time.
The tide would be at it’s lowest around 3:00pm and I arrived at the launch at 2:20pm. Once the tide reaches it’s lowest point, it starts coming back in; usually pretty fast. I had at least an hour’s paddle to get to my rendezvous with the mud. I was going to arrive after the tide started coming back in, with virtually no time to play in the mud.
So, I decided I would do some exploring along my route to my destination. I convinced myself that the trip would be enjoyable, even if I didn’t get to play in the swamp mud. In the process of exploring along the way, I did get pretty muddy. I started out with jeans and soon had to strip down to my underwear so I could rinse off more easily when I had to get back in my boat.
I probably killed 30-40 minutes, exploring previously unexplored places, then I made a beeline for my intended destination. When I arrived, the tide was coming in, but it had been very low and it wasn’t coming in very fast. I didn’t waste any time getting myself into the mud so I could enjoy what little time I had, before I had to clean up and paddle back to the launch.
Thanks to a piece of bamboo I repurposed as a swamp-selfie-stick, I was able to get some pretty good exploration video. The trip was definitely not a total loss. I wish I could go out today, because the low tide right now is just amazing. If I hadn’t been committed today, I would have had my pick of any mud hole and I would have had hours to play. Given the hot and sunny conditions, I might have gotten too much sun, but I can’t think of a more exciting way to get a sunburn.
I finally got to meet the new guy and take him to one of my favorite spots to get immersed in some smooth, slippery, treacherous, swamp mud. Apparently it’s also physically demanding.
I shot very little video, because I planned to just show the new guy around for a while, and forego the video documentation. I can’t show new guy’s face, so it would have been difficult to record a travel blog and not had a video mishap.
As I type this, I’m getting ready to record another podcast with Rebecca from DinksWitKinks, so I can’t get too wordy. We had a good time today. The weather got a little weird for a moment or two (it started raining in full sunshine … kind of unexpected). Otherwise, we had a really nice low tide that lasted long enough for us to get more than enough sun.
On the way out, there was a fisherman right by where we enter the creek from the mudding spot. We just had to clean up enough that we weren’t too conspicuous. I’m sure we looked a little curious.
I have to go, for now. I’ll try to catch up with you all soon!
I caught a late day low tide, today. Typically, my video turns out really great when I shoot in the late day sun, but the DJI Osmo did a terrible job of exposing the video, so I’m kind of sad about that. I still got some interesting video; it just isn’t up to my quality standards.
When I was leaving the mud hole, I took some still photos on my Lumix camera. Those came out great, and I’m going to post some of them here. The video includes some great masturbation scenes, but I’m not going to be putting out any video until I get caught up on my work.
I’m still hoping that I will have a visitor in August who will help me shoot some novel content. I’m looking forward to being able to stay behind the camera more.
I’d better wrap this up. I’m about to fall asleep in my chair. I will say it was nice to spend some time in the mud, and in the creek to get away from the heat. However, I am exhausted.
I know you’ve been waiting for the next clip to come out, and this probably isn’t it, but I wanted to release something different. I wanted to pull together some fun bits from several shooting dates, and I don’t usually release the wet scenes for sale.
So, without further adieu, I give you … Wet-Look Scenes, 2022-07-25
There isn’t really much to say about it. It’s a bunch of shots of me, in wet clothes or wearing some wet-look shorts. There are wet jeans and wet briefs, some crotch closeups, some butt shots, and some wider shots.
Well, maybe staying “wet” isn’t the same as staying “hydrated”, but it’s more fun to be wet than to sit around in the shade, drinking water.
I went out into the swamp, again, on July 25. I took my weight and I did some weighted sinking. Mostly, I just enjoyed the mud, and I also enjoyed my cleanup. It was a hot day, and I love the water.
I don’t have much time, right now, so I just grabbed some video frames for you to check out. They don’t tell the whole story, but I spent most of the time up to my ears in the mud.
Warning: What I’m going to discuss here is extremely dangerous!
Yesterday I set out to do something I’ve wanted to do for a long time, but wasn’t willing to risk everything to make it happen. I guess I was in a reckless mood. I securely tied my ankles to my heavy, lead weight (34lbs/15kg) and descended into my deepest mud hole. My ankles were not only weighted, but they were tied tight together. Trying to raise my legs would just pull me down, and pushing down would push the weight deeper.
Fortunately for me, and my experiment, the mud deep down in the spot that I picked was thick enough that I had to work the weight deeper. It didn’t just pull me under in an instant. Of course, I had my breathing tube so I could keep breathing, even if I couldn’t reach the surface, and also so I could dive down and have time to untie my ankles.
It should be noted that untying any bondage under the mud is not always possible. Untying a rather complex lashing, five feet under the mud, where you can barely breathe, is a whole other matter.
I think the video will give you an idea (although it is heavily edited) of how it went down. After the “experiment”, I went on to use the weight for some other play, and that was really hot, also. I shot a lot of video while cleaning up, so there is some nice cleanup video at the end of my vlog. At the very end, I change back into my tight, wet jeans. This is an unusually long vlog entry, so I had to reduce the frame size to 840×480 and compress it a lot. I’ve made a note to edit some clips for my clip store that will be longer and higher quality (full HD).
In the meantime, enjoy this clip: