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The messy adventures of John Marsh |
It was about 13C (55F) today with a chilling breeze. I really didn’t plan to get muddy, but I wanted to get out on the water for a paddle, at least. The fact that the tide was low just meant I would be able to visually inspect some of my favorite spots along the way.
As it turned out, I stripped out of my warm clothes and waded around in some mud that I knew wasn’t super deep. I figured if I didn’t get too deep into the mud, cleaning up wouldn’t be too much of a chill. The warm sun actually made the entire adventure pleasant when I was fully dressed and quite bearable when I was mostly naked and wet.
I shot both video and some stills. I had a new microphone and wind-screen I had to test, and today the wind was blowing hard enough to give the combination a real world test. I plan to post a 5 minute video in my clip store, but it’s going to be pretty lame for a sinking video, since I only sank up to my crotch and most of the time the mud wasn’t even that deep. The clip should be posted in the next day or two. I’d post it tonight, but I’m ready to call it a day.
I’ve wanted to explore this low, swampy part of the forest for a long time. I’ve put if off until now because there is no good place to clean up, and it’s a longer drive than I usually take to go mudding. However, it is further inland, so it won’t be impacted as much by tide levels. Also, it is a huge, swampy lowland. If I find even one great place to sink, it would be worth the effort; especially if I can sink there when all my other spots are flooded under tide water.
I had a good hike, and I enjoyed it, even though my boots were soaked and my pants were pretty muddy before I got out of the woods. I took the time to record video of a brief part of my hike which I have posted below. Be sure to watch it to the end.
p.s. I used to actually go mudding in the winter time. I think I’m getting old because my enthusiasm for taking a swim in ice cold water on a cool, winter day is just not what it used to be. I’m currently looking forward to warmer weather.
I released the clip I shot on November 27. The clip opens as I traverse the marsh in jeans and a camo top. Of course, I’m also wearing my traditional hat and sunglasses, but who’s counting?
I crawl under a fallen tree, slog through some shallow water, walk out of the water across some shallow mud, until I discover that I cannot free my feet. I proceed to struggle to free my feet, slowly sinking deeper into the thick muck. The clip was supposed to end with me, up to my crotch in the mud and unable to free myself, but I had another bit I shot on the same trip that I tacked onto the end of this video. In that bit, I slog through another muddy spot, sinking up to my waist and struggling until I extract myself to reveal my mud-caked jeans.
Here is the link to the new clip: The Swamp Always Wins, Stuck in Jeans 2020-11-27
The low tide returned just before sunset, so I took a paddle and spent about 30 minutes slogging around before I had to pack up and get out of the swamp. The light near sunset is generally very nice for shooting video. I had no real problems with light, except that things in direct sun were overexposed. The problem with shooting late in the day in late November is that it starts getting cold before the sun even sets. Therefore, I wasn’t very brave about getting completely immersed. I stuck to the struggling and slogging stuff.
In the spirit of the holidays, I put together a short clip of outtakes from my video. The still images are from the video, and the outtakes video is just stuff I couldn’t use. I’ll be releasing the video in early December. I’m not in any hurry, because it’s unlikely I’ll have anything new to release for a while. We are well past the end of the season. It’s pretty unlikely that I’ll be doing much sinking in the next few months.
Don’t forget you can download the videos I post here.
The low tide finally came around to daylight hours when the weather was mild and the tide was actually in a low cycle. So, I ventured out early in search of mud, without much of a plan.
It as still cool when I got on the water, so I decided I’d do some still photos until the sun was able to warm things up a bit. It didn’t take me long before I realized the mud below the surface was actually pretty warm … and inviting.
I posed for my still photos and switched over to video to shoot a short clip of me, struggling with my arms outstretched by ropes. I only sank up to my abdomen for that clip. Then I packed up my stuff and headed back to the boat where I discovered that the tide was still pretty low. As it was getting warmer, I decided I just couldn’t waste a low tide on such a nice day and I set out to shoot another video in a different spot.
In my second video, I was the explorer who encounters some deep mud that he manages to slog through, falls into a pit of quickmud that he manages to escape, and finally takes that fateful step that ends up being his third strike. So, I ended up getting completely immersed, which was unexpected.
There will be two new clips in the near future.
That’s all there is to say. I finally deleted all of my videos from PornHub and requested that my account be removed. That means all the PornHub links in this blog are now broken. I’ll try to remove them as time allows.
I no longer want to support PornHub, so that is probably the end of free, high definition videos. I may still post some short videos here, if I can justify the bandwidth. I could sell ads on this website to offset the cost, but I hate ads on the web. Some ads are alright, but the ads have gotten completely out of hand and I’d rather not go down that path.
I drove to the creek before the sunrise this morning so I could catch an early morning low tide. It was about 16C (60F) and there was rain in the forecast, but I’d been watching some excellent low tides pass me by this week because they happened while it was dark (and cold for a few days). I was determined to take advantage of this low tide that was finally arriving after sunrise on a reasonably warm morning. As it turned out, it wasn’t a great low tide, but it did provide me with at least 30 minutes of play time and it turned out to be a very nice morning for a paddle. I did not get rained on, so I’m glad I ignored the forecast.
So, with limited time and cool weather, I shot an entire video of pretty much nothing but my crotch. What did you expect? I didn’t have time for a complicated production. Even worse, I shot the entire swamp scene on the GoPro … and mostly hand-held. This video is some serious old-school sh*t. I should note that the final orgasm was shot in a different location with my Panasonic G85 and a stereo microphone. I had to take a break and reset before I could finish the job.
So, you’d think I’d sell it at a heavily discounted price, right? Well, no. Clips4Sale doesn’t allow me to do that. Also, I had to use $2 worth of lube at the end because … well … sand. If you like to look at my muddy cock, then you’ll probably think it’s worth it.
If you still think you want to watch the video, here is the link: Chronicles of a Muddy Cock, 2020-11-06
I shot another clip on August 30 of me, struggling in the deep, swamp mud while tightly bound in a hogtie. I neglected to turn on the microphone, so there is no audio for the scene. Therefore, I uploaded a version of it to PornHub for free viewing (since deleted). If I remember, I’ll also enable downloading.
