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The messy adventures of John Marsh |
I just released a new clip, Deep, Thick Mud, Warm Sun, 2020-08-26. It is a 28 minute clip of me, sinking, struggling, wallowing, going in head first, stroking myself, and more in thick mud. The sky was clear and the sun was warm, so I spent most of my time just enjoying the warm mud. I started out in the shiny blue thong that you saw me wearing in this free slog clip. I return in tiny, blue, latex briefs with my breathing tube for the second half of the video.
The high tide this morning was only about half as high as a normal high tide, so the prospect for a low tide looked promising. The forecast was for rain, so I knew it would be a race against the weather. When I set out, the sun was shining and I expected to get 1-2 hours before the rain. Of course, I had protection for all of my gear, so I’d just have to get everything stowed and try to avoid lightning as I paddled back to my car.
As luck would have it, I had just finished my first video when I heard the thunder. Less than a minute later it started raining. I had to wriggle out of the mud, grab my camera and make a run for the kayak.
I wasn’t sure if I would get anything useful out of the video I shot on July 21. That was the day that the flies were trying to drain my blood and my dog jumped out of the kayak. By the time I edited out most of the cussing and fly swatting, the video was down to 7 minutes, but it’s not as bad as the title might lead you to believe.
The Worst Mud Video, Ever! has some posing in red PVC briefs, a complete immersion, and two times when my muddy body emerges from the mire.
The description of this clip is very short because this clip is just a slow, desperate struggle that ends in full immersion. I had to fade out and fade back in with the reemergence to avoid being censored for making snuff films.
Here is the link: Quick Mud!, 2020-08-25
I’m going to be releasing another clip like this one sometime this year where Tarzan takes his last mud bath (again). I honestly don’t know how to make these clips more interesting, aside from shooting some lead-in shots. Even then, the sink and the immersion are mostly the same from clip to clip. I go under more smoothly in some scenes, the texture and thickness of the mud varies, and the amount of time I spend under the mud varies. I guess the dialog varies, but wardrobe is mostly irrelevant.
The good news is that I have a 5 minute teaser that showcases three days of mud adventures. I can’t release that until I have a few clips in my store that correlate to the teaser. I’m hoping that someone might watch the teaser and go looking for the full clip. However, that won’t work if there are no related clips available.
On Sunday, August 30, I took my kayak to the river and paddled 2.5 miles (4km) to a mud hole I haven’t visited in a long time. I had to hack some trails through the marsh grass. Once I have trails, I don’t need to worry as much about getting cut up by the grass when I’m nearly naked.
After cutting trails, I drank about 16 ounces of water and set about recording some mud video. I did some total immersion, one dive, and a “Tarzan” clip. I recorded a scene where I was tightly hog-tied in the mud, but I neglected to turn on the microphone, so that one is pretty much a total loss.
I also grabbed some “behind the scenes” GoPro footage, as I was exploring, cleaning up, etc. I took my time and enjoyed being outdoors, on the water. I stayed until I had only 45 minutes until sundown and the return paddle took over an hour … thanks to a detour and paddling against the incoming tide. It was getting dark when I got back to the boat landing. I was exhausted, sore, and famished. It was a good trip.
On my most recent trip into the swamp (August 28), I shot some still photos on my way out and on my way back. I’m always resorting to still frames from video clips, and that is not a good way to get quality still images. It’s so nice to start with a 16 mega-pixel RAW image, rather than a highly compressed [relatively] low resolution video frame.
These stills were all taken before I started my mudding adventure. I’ll probably edit another slogging/teaser clip and put it on PornHub. I’m keeping my PornHub account for now, just because it gives me a place to put my high definition teaser clips.
I went out to the swamp, for a second day, on August 26. While I was editing, yesterday, I whipped up a GoPro slog video to share. I don’t have time now to grab stills for this blog post. This clip is no longer available. I’ll try to add a version here.
I may add some still frames to this post when I get a minute. Sorry about the audio on the video, that’s the best I can get from the GoPro when it’s in the waterproof case.
I was a little late, getting out of the house this morning (Tuesday, August 25), but I was still able to take advantage of an unusually low tide for some serious fun in bottomless swamp mud.
When I arrived, the tide was already low, so I didn’t have enough water to paddle to my play spot. I had to get out and walk the boat. I grabbed some shots on my GoPro as I went, so I’ll have some behind-the-scenes video when I get time to edit. If the weather holds, I may go back out to the swamp tomorrow (Wednesday, August 26). I get so few opportunities these days, I have to take advantage of them when I can.
Before I even parked my boat, I shot a quickmud scene. After that, I drug my boat to my unloading spot and shot another total immersion scene. The one bad thing about the spot I selected is that I can’t clean up there. Once I’m muddy, that’s it, I’m muddy. My other locations offer more convenient cleanup, so I can rinse off between scenes.
I did some head-first diving and some other crazy mud scenes. I don’t know what my cameras got, but I expect to release at least 3 short videos so everyone will have something to love.
I have 5 minutes to get this clip set up for sale. This is from my July 27 (most recent) trip. It was the first video I got ready because it was easy. There will be more videos coming in the next 2-3 weeks. Clips4Sale has a decent description of this video. Enjoy!
