New Tarzan Clip

The Demise of Tarzan, 2016-08-16

I’m afraid this clip doesn’t end well for Tarzan. He’s having a lively stroll through the marsh grass, wearing only his camouflage loin cloth. Tarzan likes to travel light. Without warning, the ground gives way under his feet and he finds himself sucked into the bottomless ooze.

I hate to give away the ending, but he doesn’t escape. It’s over for Tarzan. He’s made his last sequel. Even billions of dollars of computer generated special effects can’t save him now. Those CG elephants can’t even get close to him. 🙂

I haven’t actually seen the latest Tarzan movie. I’m still planning to see it, but I’ve read some reviews and I guess the movie was pretty heavy on the CG effects. I would have preferred a more convincing Tarzan. I’m a sucker for Tarzan flicks, though. I’m sorry, I probably didn’t do Tarzan justice. I’m sure the real Tarzan could have escaped the swamp, or might have avoided falling into the trap in the first place.

Having said all that, there is actually a sequel to this clip. This one ends where I disappear under the quaking muck. The next one picks up there, as I drag my muddy body out of the mud and spend some time playing in it before I grab my GoPro and make the trek back to the boat.

This clip will hit my UMD store soon, for those who would rather purchase it there.