Mudding Attire
A Perfect Fall Day
I put on my super-tight jeans and asked Mudwarden if he wanted to accompany me into the swamp. After updating his life insurance, he agreed to come along. We had the most beautiful weather you can imagine. The sky was completely clear, the sun was warm, there was nary a breeze blowing, and the tide … Continue reading
Late Day Low Tide
Even though the low tide was going to be very close to sunset, I ventured out in search of some deep mud. I arrived before low tide, in order to have a little extra time. I started out shooting some scenes for my documentary. For my feature video, I paired a cropped white t-shirt with … Continue reading
High water
I squeezed back into the jeans I wore on my last successful mud adventure, walked into the pond to get them wet, and had a friend snap a photo of me, so I’d have something for this blog entry. The water level has been really high, this week. I may have to do something in … Continue reading
A Great Way to Start the Day
I found some jeans that I can barely wriggle my ass into. I have to do an awkward little dance to get them over my hips. This morning, I put together the rest of the look. I cut off my long sleeved camo shirt, used a rope for a belt, and slipped into my diving … Continue reading
Back in After a Short Break
I had to take a few days off from mudding. My list of unfinished chores was getting pretty long. The turtle pond was in dire need of some attention, my grass needed mowing, I needed to repair some equipment, the house needed cleaning, and I had video to edit. The sh*t hit the fan on … Continue reading
Swamp Drama
I set out, today, to shoot a video for Andy (in the U.K.), with a cropped white t-shirt and blue speedos. I went in search of a good spot where I would be abandoned by a renegade group of natives in a a cruel bondage predicament. I wanted to have my hands tied behind my … Continue reading
Sunday Morning
I didn’t get up early enough this morning to take full advantage of the low tide because it was pretty cool outside, but I did go into the swamp to see what I might be able to do before the tide came back in. By the time I began setting up for my first shot, … Continue reading
Old Photos
I stumbled across these photos from back in the mid 90’s. I used to wear these shorts to the mall when I was in my 20s. These images are scanned from prints; sorry about the dust. I took these photos on film with my 35mm camera. I had to pre-focus the camera and use a … Continue reading
Swamping in a thong
The weather was near perfect on March 11, and there was a midday low tide. The low tide was a bit lame, but it was low enough for me to wiggle my ass into some swamp mud. I decided to wear a silver thong that I purchased in the winter months. This was it’s first … Continue reading