I put on my super-tight jeans and asked Mudwarden if he wanted to accompany me into the swamp. After updating his life insurance, he agreed to come along. We had the most beautiful weather you can imagine. The sky was completely clear, the sun was warm, there was nary a breeze blowing, and the tide was about as good as we could have expected this time of year.
Fortunately, we got out there about 30 minutes before the tide was all the way out. We were able to start playing as soon as we arrived, and we had over an hour to enjoy the mud before the tide rolled back in.
I recorded a drama in my tight jeans with my hands tied behind my back. Mudwarden helped me a little with some of the camera shots (you probably guessed that I had a reason for inviting him along). The place I selected for my on-camera demise was really thick, and I sank with my legs straight down. It was a really slow sink, as I worked my feet deeper without the use of my arms (they were tied behind my back, in case you forgot). I wish I could have gone down faster. I hate it when the sinking scene takes over 20 minutes. I know some people like the agonizingly slow sink. I prefer the illusion of being sucked under. Someday, I’m going to find a swamp squid that will pull me under the mud while I struggle to keep breathing.
After we finished our adventure in the thick mud, we took our time cleaning up and paddling back. The weather was so nice, I didn’t want to return to the stress of civilization. There is just no way I can tell you how beautiful it was, out there on the water. The sky was deep blue, the fish were jumping, and the birds were chirping. The mud ducks were diving for fish, and the turtles were sunning themselves.
Hello Doug…
We are having some perfectly beautiful Fall days here too. And, at last the nights are beginning to cool…this year, nighttime summer temps lingered more than in the last few years.
Rather enjoyed “An Inescapable Predicament”. Actually, I was waiting for you to free yourself and fall into deep mud. The video shot from the ground looking up was really quite sexy (the briefs being pulled that way was very erotic)…a bit dark, but, then, it was shady, etc.. It was a fun video to watch. Many thanks for making it available.
Fall is one of my 3 favorite seasons. 🙂
I’m glad you enjoyed the bondage video. I wish the GoPro were better in low light, because that ground camera would have provided a nice perspective on the scene. Alas, it doesn’t have the large sensor the Nikons have, so I used only a few short bits from that camera.
Hello Doug…
I sort of thought that the GoPro didn’t have the sensing capacity. Still, what you used gave a very erotic feeling to the clip. Most enjoyable.
Two more weeks before the election, and then I’ll know if our campaign was on the right track. On Nov. 13th, I’m flying out to Hendersonville for almost three weeks of visiting.
Looking forward to that lots, since the last time I was there was April…didn’t do a summer trip because of the knee surgery and the campaign for the seat on the College Board of Trustees.
Looking forward to you next swamp adventure….Cheers.
Good luck with the campaign!