Somehow, I allowed myself to get distracted enough that I stowed my keys in my gear case, well out of reach, before cuffing my wrists in locking cuffs to a chain that was stretched between two trees. My ankles were chained to my thighs and my genitals were chained to a stout tree root. I also had my ball gag locked on, for good measure.
When my release popped, my right wrist was supposed to be free enough to reach the keys, but the keys were to my right, about 4 feet away, and my left wrist was chained to the tree opposite the keys. Also, my right wrist was still cuffed to that chain, which also limited my reach. I could not straighten my legs or free my genitals, because those were also padlocked. For a little while, I was sure I was screwed.
In order to free myself, first I had to snag a nearby camera tripod with the free end of the chain. That took many attempts because there was a sapling that kept intercepting my chain so I couldn’t get it to wrap around the tripod leg, and the movement of my right arm was limited because it was still locked to the chain.
I did, finally, get the tripod within reach, but that was just a stepping stone to the final goal of pulling my gear case close enough for me to retrieve the keys. I had to use the tripod to coax the heavy case that held the keys towards me; inch by inch. You wouldn’t think it would be that hard, but the case was just barely within reach so I had to lift the fully extended tripod, holding onto just the very end of it with one hand.
During the entire struggle, my cock and balls were still chained to that root.
I recorded the entire debacle on video, and I made the video available on FetLife (I had my PornHub channel deleted).
Immediately after I was “released” 
After much struggling to drag the case closer 
Wrestling the tripod, in spite of my limited mobility
