This vlog is from my recent trip on July 22, 2021. As I said in my blog entry about this trip, I spent as much time wading around and shooting wildlife video as I did in the mud.
Post Orgasm Trip Report
Today (July 22, 2021) I went on one of those rare trips that concludes with a muddy orgasm. It’s always a nice way to wrap up a muddy adventure. Of course, there is still the cleanup and stowing of gear, and then the paddle back.
The tide was strange today. I arrived before it got really low, and it did seem to get pretty low before it started coming back in, but the window of time between what I’d call “low tide”, and the tide coming back in was very short. The tide water was inching it’s way up to me when I had my orgasm. I cut it pretty close.
Since I did arrive early, I shot some wildlife video and waded around a bit before I set up to shoot my first mud scene. The first scene didn’t really go as well as it could have. I might just redo that one. The second scene was simple. Knowing the tide was rising fast, I just pointed the cameras at a spot in the mud, get into it and played around until I came.
Since the rising tide doesn’t impact my cleanup time, I took my time cleaning up and enjoyed some time in the water. It was a very hot day, so the water was a way to escape the heat.
I started to edit a video for this blog entry, but I can’t post a video until I do some more maintenance on the server that hosts this web-site. It will just have to wait.
Rinse and Repeat
So, I went out into the swamp on July 16 with a half-baked plan to shoot a clip of John Marsh, trying to escape the authorities in the swamp. Nothing too complicated; just me with my wrists handcuffed behind my back, splashing around and finally ending up in some deep mud.
The first day didn’t go well. I arrived a little late, but that wasn’t a huge problem. I still had mud. The problem was that I did a really poor job of framing my shots. The sun was bright, which made it difficult to see the viewfinder, but mostly I just screwed up. It has happened before. I played around in the mud for a while after I finished shooting my escape clip (I didn’t know, yet, that I didn’t really get the shot). It was a very warm, sunny day, so I took my time and enjoyed the mud until the tide forced me out, after which I cleaned up and went for a short swim.
Today (July 17), I went back out to the swamp to reshoot my escape clip, and this time I had a better idea what I wanted to do, so I got more shots. The only real problem, today, was that I had sunscreen running into my eyes which was not just painful, but made my nose run as my eyes were watering like crazy. It’s always something. After I finished shooting the clip I went out to shoot, I moved my camera to another spot and continued shooting as I enjoyed some really delicious mud. That video didn’t turn out as good as it could have, because it rained intermittently through most of my fun. As a result, the scene got rather dark, and the rain hitting the rain shield on the camera pretty much destroys the audio.
I hope you enjoy the video frames. Someday, there will be two videos from this trip.
Much Needed Trip into the Swamp
Today was a very nice day and I’ve been suffering from a pretty bad case of poison ivy for the past 4 or 5 days, so I decided it was time to soak in some salt marsh. Also, I hadn’t been out to the swamp in several weeks. I took what I needed, but not much more. I prepared to shoot some video, but I really wasn’t going out for that.
When I got out there, the tide wasn’t very low and it was already coming back in. I selected a spot that was close, so I wouldn’t waste precious time paddling and with enough elevation that it wouldn’t be underwater in 5 minutes. As it turned out, I chose well and had close to an hour of sinking time. I stayed in the mud until the tide water actually came up to greet me.
The paddle back out was easy, since I had lots of water to float my boat. I enjoyed a brief swim, got dressed, and headed back. My entire trip was around three hours.
I did shoot video while I was in the mud. I didn’t shoot any behind the scenes video. The first segment of video I shot got cut short because the camera battery went dead about 2 minutes after I started recording. Of course, I didn’t know that, so the camera didn’t get my entire sink. I did swap the battery and restart the recording once I realized the camera had turned itself off. My initial immersion, which I think was pretty great, was lost forever, but I still recorded a good deal of video. I was just goofing off, anyway. At the end of my sink, I set the camera to do still images and captured a bunch of high resolution still photos just before the tide overtook the mud I was in.
So, I have lots of still images. I have way more than I’m inclined to share here; especially since I can also capture stills from the 4k video, which are almost as good. For now, enjoy the images I uploaded for this post. There will be a video, eventually. Also, is there anyone interested in high resolution stills? The ones you see here are always reduced in size; especially the ones that started out as 16MP images.
Hot Muddy Body on Twitter
If you like my body, you should check out this younger, leaner version of me on Twitter. When I first saw this guy, I thought, “Wow! this is a younger version of me!”. My next thought was, “Why can’t this guy live closer to me? I would so much love to go mudding with this guy”.
Anyway, he posts some really hot videos and images of his lean, muscular body, covered in smooth mud. Can you tell I’m drooling?
(image used without permission because Twitter wouldn’t let me embed it. I hope he will forgive me)