
June 23, 2026. I wasn’t sure what I’d find, but it was a blazing hot day and the mud was calling to me. I had also been modeling my red PVC briefs and I thought they might look good with a coat of swamp mud.

The tide was pretty low when I arrived a little before noon. I was kind of surprised and I hoped I hadn’t arrived too late. The tide continued going out for at least another 30 minutes. I don’t think it really started coming back in before 12:50. I had plenty of time to have some fun and get myself in to trouble, like I love to do.

The PVC briefs made a good showing in the swamp. They don’t really get muddy like some other materials. You can just wipe the mud off the PVC. As a result, the red PVC tends to stand out well against my muddy body and the swampy backdrop.

In addition to being visually appealing (in my opinion), they hug my body and make me want to do evil things to myself. After I slogged around a bit and did some dives and somersaults in the really deep mud, I just had to tie myself to something that would force me into a perilous inversion.
I put together a vlog that opens with a brief segment from a zip line I set up a few days ago, then continues with my June 23 excursion.