{"id":6179,"date":"2023-07-12T10:27:58","date_gmt":"2023-07-12T14:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=6179"},"modified":"2023-07-12T10:27:58","modified_gmt":"2023-07-12T14:27:58","slug":"heads-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=6179","title":{"rendered":"Heads Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/blue-jogging-shorts.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/blue-jogging-shorts-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/blue-jogging-shorts-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/blue-jogging-shorts-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/blue-jogging-shorts-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/blue-jogging-shorts-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/blue-jogging-shorts-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/blue-jogging-shorts.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>For the first time in nearly 2 weeks, it looks like I&#8217;ll have a low enough tide to explore some bottomless swamp mud. Low tide will be at the hottest part of the day, so I&#8217;m not going to go for a long paddle or extended expedition. I&#8217;m going to stay close to home and probably find a mud hole in which to wallow, dive, get immersed, inverted, and probably masturbate, since I am also pretty horny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wish me luck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the first time in nearly 2 weeks, it looks like I&#8217;ll have a low enough tide to explore some bottomless swamp mud. Low tide will be at the hottest part of the day, so I&#8217;m not going to go for a long paddle or extended expedition. I&#8217;m going to stay close to home and &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=6179\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mudding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6179"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6181,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6179\/revisions\/6181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}