{"id":6054,"date":"2023-05-07T10:09:09","date_gmt":"2023-05-07T14:09:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=6054"},"modified":"2023-05-16T21:28:22","modified_gmt":"2023-05-17T01:28:22","slug":"hitchhiker-in-latex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=6054","title":{"rendered":"Wasted Precious Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp09.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp09-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6064\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp09-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp09-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp09-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp09-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp09-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp09.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>I took a guest into the swamp with me with whom I&#8217;ve had lengthy discussions, first on Twitter, then on the phone, and finally in person. He was a gay man who enjoys full body latex, so we have little in common except a love for mud.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp07.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp07-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"John Marsh, head first in swamp mud\" class=\"wp-image-6086\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp07-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp07-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp07-120x150.jpg 120w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp07-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp07.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">John Marsh, Head First<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>In our early negotiations, before I gave him my phone number, he said he could help me with videos. I explained that he would need to sign a waiver and let me make a copy of his photo-id for me to be able to sell any videos in which he appeared. He agreed to all that, or so I thought, so I gave him my phone number and we continued our negotiations.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp06-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6085\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp06-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp06-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp06-120x150.jpg 120w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp06-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/2023-05-06_swamp06.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">John Marsh with his butt on display in tiny, black, bikini briefs<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>His first visit was mostly an orientation, but we talked about how he would need to bring a mask before I could video him. On the second visit, I specifically asked him to bring a mask, so I could shoot video, and he made no objection, nor did he voice any misgivings about being recorded. That turned out to be a 100% waste of time. I could have just enjoyed the mud, myself and probably gotten some video I could have used. Instead, I manned the cameras in the hope of getting something a little different to add to my clips store.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Needless to say, that didn&#8217;t work out. My guy reneged on everything we had been discussing for nearly a year. What&#8217;s crazy to me, is that he doesn&#8217;t see how that feels like a total betrayal. This is just another example of why I am reticent to host anyone, regardless of what they offer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took a guest into the swamp with me with whom I&#8217;ve had lengthy discussions, first on Twitter, then on the phone, and finally in person. He was a gay man who enjoys full body latex, so we have little in common except a love for mud. In our early negotiations, before I gave him &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=6054\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,53],"tags":[204,203,202],"class_list":["post-6054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deepmud","category-inversion","category-production-issues","tag-betrayal","tag-guests","tag-visitors"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6054"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6089,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6054\/revisions\/6089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}