{"id":5778,"date":"2022-07-12T11:41:57","date_gmt":"2022-07-12T15:41:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=5778"},"modified":"2022-07-12T11:43:05","modified_gmt":"2022-07-12T15:43:05","slug":"back-to-the-swamp-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=5778","title":{"rendered":"Back to the Swamp"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This expedition will be forever known as the one where I forgot to put my wallet in a safe place, and I lost it somewhere along my long slog through the swamp. There is a slim chance I&#8217;ll find it, but I&#8217;ve already applied for a replacement driver&#8217;s license and new credit\/debit cards. There wasn&#8217;t a ton of cash in my wallet, so it wasn&#8217;t a signifcant monetary loss; mostly just a huge inconvenience.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By the time this video starts, I&#8217;ve already lost my wallet, but I don&#8217;t discover that I lost it until I am finished sinking and getting cleaned up and I check my phone, which is in the same safe\/dry spot where my wallet was supposed to be. However, after carefully stowing my wallet for the trip, I had stopped along the way to the river to purchase a watermelon. I took my wallet out to pay for the watermelon and thoughtlessly put it in my back pocket, which is not a safe place. When I&#8217;m dragging my boat through swamp grass or slogging through waist deep or deeper mud, nothing on my body is safe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video controls src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/2022-07-11_web-short540p.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This expedition will be forever known as the one where I forgot to put my wallet in a safe place, and I lost it somewhere along my long slog through the swamp. There is a slim chance I&#8217;ll find it, but I&#8217;ve already applied for a replacement driver&#8217;s license and new credit\/debit cards. There wasn&#8217;t &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=5778\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7,53,11,6],"tags":[26,178,47],"class_list":["post-5778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deepmud","category-exploring","category-production-issues","category-teasertrailers","category-immersion","tag-latex","tag-lost","tag-speedo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5778"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5780,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5778\/revisions\/5780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}