{"id":5266,"date":"2021-05-05T20:37:58","date_gmt":"2021-05-06T00:37:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=5266"},"modified":"2021-05-05T20:37:58","modified_gmt":"2021-05-06T00:37:58","slug":"trying-my-hand-at-a-selfie-stick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=5266","title":{"rendered":"Trying My Hand at a Selfie Stick"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wet-crotch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wet-crotch-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wet-crotch-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wet-crotch-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wet-crotch-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wet-crotch-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wet-crotch.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>After using the selfie stick to record my recent expedition through the treacherous swamp, I decided I&#8217;d try my hand at a &#8220;selfie-stick&#8221; video.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_crotch-deep.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_crotch-deep-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_crotch-deep-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_crotch-deep-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_crotch-deep-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_crotch-deep-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_crotch-deep.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I went out to one of my favorite swamp playgrounds. I arrived just before the tide reached its lowest point, so I had about an hour to get into trouble and do my best to record it. I knew the movement of the selfie stick was going to be a little crazy as I struggled to get through some really deep mud, so I set up another camera to record the scene with a very wide view. That way, I could cut to that when the selfie stick was moving in crazy and disturbing ways.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_face-up.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_face-up-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5273\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_face-up-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_face-up-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_face-up-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_face-up-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_face-up-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_face-up.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>When I was at the end of my slog with the selfie stick and I was enthusiastically handling my love tool, the action cam&#8217;s battery ran down and the action cam stopped recording. I&#8217;m not sure if I would have cum, but that was the end of that, as they say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_muddy-crotch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_muddy-crotch-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_muddy-crotch-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_muddy-crotch-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_muddy-crotch-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_muddy-crotch-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_muddy-crotch.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Needless to say, I was horny, so I went looking for somewhere to get tied to something. I found an old tree lying in the mud, set up my mirrorless camera and proceeded to tie myself up. I drove myself crazy until the tide evicted me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wide-view.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wide-view-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wide-view-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wide-view-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wide-view-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wide-view-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_wide-view.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Once the tide started overtaking the mud, I cleaned up and had a leisurely paddle back to the car. I did make one stop, in search of a spot to get tied up. I was really horny and I felt if I could get tied up in the right spot, I might cum before the drive home. After a long detour and much thought, I gave up on that idea and made my way back home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_bound.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_bound-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5268\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_bound-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_bound-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_bound-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_bound-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_bound.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I got carried away, creating graphics for this post. I grabbed 6 frames to illustrate my story and then I edited a 30 second video that you should find at the bottom of this post. I realize this is  overkill and I&#8217;m very sorry if I wore out your mouse clicker. I&#8217;ll try to limit myself to 3 frames in the future. Once I&#8217;ve made the effort to edit them and add my watermark, I have to include them. I guess I just lost count. It won&#8217;t happen, again. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was a good day, and I should have 2 videos to publish, once I get caught up on my editing. I probably won&#8217;t publish my videos in chronological order by when they were shot, because I want to mix things up a bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video controls src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2021-05-05_promo-short480p.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After using the selfie stick to record my recent expedition through the treacherous swamp, I decided I&#8217;d try my hand at a &#8220;selfie-stick&#8221; video. I went out to one of my favorite swamp playgrounds. I arrived just before the tide reached its lowest point, so I had about an hour to get into trouble and &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=5266\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,3,9,53,11],"tags":[73,63],"class_list":["post-5266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bondage-in-mud","category-deepmud","category-mudding","category-production-issues","category-teasertrailers","tag-free-video","tag-masturbation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5266"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5274,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5266\/revisions\/5274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}