{"id":5112,"date":"2020-11-06T20:21:38","date_gmt":"2020-11-07T00:21:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=5112"},"modified":"2020-11-06T20:21:38","modified_gmt":"2020-11-07T00:21:38","slug":"new-muddy-cock-clip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=5112","title":{"rendered":"New Muddy Cock Clip"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I drove to the creek before the sunrise this morning so I could catch an early morning low tide. It was about 16C (60F) and there was rain in the forecast, but I&#8217;d been watching some excellent low tides pass me by this week because they happened while it was dark (and cold for a few days). I was determined to take advantage of this low tide that was finally arriving after sunrise on a reasonably warm morning. As it turned out, it wasn&#8217;t a great low tide, but it did provide me with at least 30 minutes of play time and it turned out to be a very nice morning for a paddle. I did not get rained on, so I&#8217;m glad I ignored the forecast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/2020-11-06_muddy-cock1600x1200.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/2020-11-06_muddy-cock1600x1200-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5113\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/2020-11-06_muddy-cock1600x1200-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/2020-11-06_muddy-cock1600x1200-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/2020-11-06_muddy-cock1600x1200-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/2020-11-06_muddy-cock1600x1200-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/2020-11-06_muddy-cock1600x1200-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/2020-11-06_muddy-cock1600x1200.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>It should cost money just to look at this picture!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>So, with limited time and cool weather, I shot an entire video of pretty much nothing but my crotch. What did you expect? I didn&#8217;t have time for a complicated production. Even worse, I shot the entire swamp scene on the GoPro &#8230; and mostly hand-held. This video is some serious old-school sh*t. I should note that the final orgasm was shot in a different location with my Panasonic G85 and a stereo microphone. I had to take a break and reset before I could finish the job.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, you&#8217;d think I&#8217;d sell it at a heavily discounted price, right? Well, no. Clips4Sale doesn&#8217;t allow me to do that. Also, I had to use $2 worth of lube at the end because &#8230; well &#8230; <strong>sand<\/strong>. If you like to look at my muddy cock, then you&#8217;ll probably think it&#8217;s worth it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you still think you want to watch the video, here is the link: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clips4sale.com\/10094\/24081059\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Chronicles of a Muddy Cock, 2020-11-06<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I drove to the creek before the sunrise this morning so I could catch an early morning low tide. It was about 16C (60F) and there was rain in the forecast, but I&#8217;d been watching some excellent low tides pass me by this week because they happened while it was dark (and cold for a &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=5112\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,80,53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deepmud","category-muddy-orgasms","category-production-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5112"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5114,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5112\/revisions\/5114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}