{"id":4932,"date":"2020-07-19T12:13:04","date_gmt":"2020-07-19T16:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=4932"},"modified":"2020-07-19T12:13:34","modified_gmt":"2020-07-19T16:13:34","slug":"mid-july-swamp-adventure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=4932","title":{"rendered":"Mid-July Swamp Adventure"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_face.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_face-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4936\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_face-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_face-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_face-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_face-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_face.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, I ventured into the peat bog, yesterday. I took a real beating, but I think it was worth it. I may change my mind if I can&#8217;t get this sliver out of my right middle finger. It is really messing with my ability to use a keyboard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I put together a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pornhub.com\/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f146c3254ba5\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>day-in-the-life<\/em> video<\/a> of yesterday&#8217;s misadventure and uploaded it to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pornhub.com\/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f146c3254ba5\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">PornHub<\/a> for general viewing. I think that video says more about my trip than I can say in words.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4934\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch2-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch2-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch2.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>For those who don&#8217;t watch videos, I had to hack my way to the mud hole because I haven&#8217;t been there all year and the grass and shrubs had completely overgrown my trail. I always hate to hack an obvious trail, so I don&#8217;t just lead someone to my secret mud holes, but if I can only go there a couple times a year, I don&#8217;t think I have to worry about running into anyone, even if they&#8217;re watching for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4933\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch1-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch1.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Once I got to the mud hole, I did a pretty convincing quicksand scene. The peat bog makes that pretty easy, since the mud is less dense and it&#8217;s easier to go under. After that, I dove back in, head first and wallowed a while, after which I experimented with some bondage off camera.  I changed my wardrobe, turned on the GoPro and recorded a brief bondage scene; mostly for reference, since I think I want to try that again with a better camera setup.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch3-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4935\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch3-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch3-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch3-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch3-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch3-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/2020-07-18_crotch3.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The stuff I just described actually lasted a lot longer than it sounds. I took my time and enjoyed the mud, since I don&#8217;t get to spend much time in it these days. Finally, I returned to the creek to clean up. The sun was low in the sky, the water was warm, and I was all alone, so I took my time there also. I even shot some cleanup video on the GoPro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I ventured into the peat bog, yesterday. I took a real beating, but I think it was worth it. I may change my mind if I can&#8217;t get this sliver out of my right middle finger. It is really messing with my ability to use a keyboard. I put together a day-in-the-life video of &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=4932\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,3,4,11,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bondage-in-mud","category-deepmud","category-inversion","category-teasertrailers","category-immersion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4932"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4938,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4932\/revisions\/4938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}