{"id":4784,"date":"2019-10-22T19:19:08","date_gmt":"2019-10-22T23:19:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=4784"},"modified":"2019-10-22T19:19:08","modified_gmt":"2019-10-22T23:19:08","slug":"expedition-in-jean-cut-offs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=4784","title":{"rendered":"Expedition in Jean Cut-offs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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The legs on my old jeans were falling apart, so I cut them off and did some tailoring to make some perfect fitting cut-offs. I love them and I just had to wear them on an expedition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I went out at low tide, this morning, but I knew I was being optimistic. The low tide yesterday morning was really low, but last night’s high tide was a foot above normal, so I figured today was going to be lack luster, at best. I was right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

However, I paddled my kayak about 4.5 miles, explored some swampy areas that I hadn’t previously explored, and I got to do it all in my new jean shorts. I shot a million short video clips of my treacherous expedition, and I edited them into an 8 minute video that I’ll eventually put on PornHub for everyone to check out. The video has walking shots, lots of shots of my muddy feet, shots of me jumping over water, wading across a spot I couldn’t jump over, slogging across a really muddy spot, and cleaning up in the creek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n