{"id":4689,"date":"2019-07-24T12:33:54","date_gmt":"2019-07-24T16:33:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=4689"},"modified":"2019-07-24T12:33:54","modified_gmt":"2019-07-24T16:33:54","slug":"new-shiny-blue-thong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=4689","title":{"rendered":"New Shiny Blue Thong"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/2019-07-24_new-thong.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/2019-07-24_new-thong-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4690\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/2019-07-24_new-thong-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/2019-07-24_new-thong-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/2019-07-24_new-thong-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/2019-07-24_new-thong-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/2019-07-24_new-thong.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I didn&#8217;t need any new clothes, but I couldn&#8217;t resist this thong. The good news is that I love the look of it. The bad news is that it isn&#8217;t going to take much abuse before the finish disintegrates. I suppose I&#8217;ll have to do a gentle bondage scene in it before I wear it into the mud. I like the design, but I mostly love the color and shiny finish. I&#8217;ll have to save it for a special occasion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t need any new clothes, but I couldn&#8217;t resist this thong. The good news is that I love the look of it. The bad news is that it isn&#8217;t going to take much abuse before the finish disintegrates. I suppose I&#8217;ll have to do a gentle bondage scene in it before I wear it &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=4689\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,53],"tags":[106,105,72],"class_list":["post-4689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-attire","category-production-issues","tag-blue","tag-shiny","tag-thong"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4689"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4691,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4689\/revisions\/4691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}