{"id":432,"date":"2011-06-05T23:16:48","date_gmt":"2011-06-06T03:16:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=432"},"modified":"2012-03-12T22:17:28","modified_gmt":"2012-03-13T02:17:28","slug":"tarzan-escapes-on-pet-elephant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=432","title":{"rendered":"Tarzan Escapes on Pet Elephant!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So there I was, tormenting my Tarzan, when out of nowhere, this freaking ELEPHANT comes along, unties him, and takes off with him!!! Ugh!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve heard elephant soup is pretty tasty&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/doug2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-433\" title=\"doug2\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/doug2-300x284.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"284\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/dougescapes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-434\" title=\"dougescapes\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/dougescapes-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So there I was, tormenting my Tarzan, when out of nowhere, this freaking ELEPHANT comes along, unties him, and takes off with him!!! Ugh! I&#8217;ve heard elephant soup is pretty tasty&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tarzan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=432"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1003,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432\/revisions\/1003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}