{"id":4227,"date":"2018-06-06T23:22:05","date_gmt":"2018-06-07T03:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=4227"},"modified":"2018-06-06T23:22:05","modified_gmt":"2018-06-07T03:22:05","slug":"mosquito-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=4227","title":{"rendered":"Mosquito Season"},"content":{"rendered":"
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mosquito smorgasbord<\/p><\/div>\n

Oh, my gosh! The mosquitoes are worse than I can remember them ever being. When I went to play in the mud pit in the woods, yesterday, I couldn’t get into the mud fast enough. The mosquitoes were attacking me while I was trying to rig a rope to the bottom of the pit.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Anyway, I was mostly playing for fun. I wanted to tie myself to the bottom of the mud pit by my genitals, so I could not get out. The rope is also held tight by the buoyancy of my body, so it is an intense predicament. It makes a terribly boring video. However, I did set up one camera, in case I could get some interesting stills from it, but the camera only recorded the first (most boring) part of the scene, because the battery was nearly dead. I guess I should have checked the battery level.<\/p>\n

At the end of my scene, my body was completely covered in mud and the light was really nice, so I was looking forward to grabbing some stills from the video camera, which had already turned itself off.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Now here is the crazy part. Today, I re-enacted a shorter version of the same scene, at the same time of day, so I could get some still photos of my mud-covered body when I was done. I didn’t even bother with the video camera. I just set up a still camera to take a photo every 20 seconds for 30 minutes.<\/p>\n

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dramatic escape!<\/p><\/div>\n

The photo at the top left shows one of my worse mosquito bites and how vulnerable I was while setting up. The others are after the struggle was over. I am just posing and hoping I don’t lose too much blood waiting for the camera to take a picture.<\/p>\n

p.s. I think I still have a couple of videos to release to my clip store. I should get them all out this month (June). I haven’t recorded anything new, lately, for reasons I already discussed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh, my gosh! The mosquitoes are worse than I can remember them ever being. When I went to play in the mud pit in the woods, yesterday, I couldn’t get into the mud fast enough. The mosquitoes were attacking me while I was trying to rig a rope to the bottom of the pit. Anyway, … Continue reading »<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,29,17],"tags":[47],"class_list":["post-4227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bondage-in-mud","category-mud-pit","category-the-back-yard","tag-speedo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4227"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4233,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4227\/revisions\/4233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}