{"id":3651,"date":"2016-07-05T17:05:49","date_gmt":"2016-07-05T21:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3651"},"modified":"2016-07-05T17:05:49","modified_gmt":"2016-07-05T21:05:49","slug":"health-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3651","title":{"rendered":"Health update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-07-05_new-boyshorts.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3652\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-07-05_new-boyshorts-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"2016-07-05_new-boyshorts\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-07-05_new-boyshorts-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-07-05_new-boyshorts-100x150.jpg 100w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-07-05_new-boyshorts-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-07-05_new-boyshorts.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>Well, my health is improving, but they&#8217;re not sure, yet, of the diagnosis. I&#8217;m holding out for something temporary and easy\/cheap to cure.<\/p>\n<p>Last week, I got some new boy-shorts in the mail. What can I say, I love zippers. These are actually much the same as the red bikini briefs I have with the same zipper. They are made by the same manufacturer from the same materials. I just wanted a square-cut short and a different color. I&#8217;ve been wearing these around the house a lot. Did I mention that it&#8217;s almost 1 million degrees outside?<\/p>\n<p>Just checking in, so nobody thinks I&#8217;m dead. It&#8217;s not looking like I&#8217;ll be dying anytime soon, notwithstanding the unexpected lightning strike or falling piano.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, my health is improving, but they&#8217;re not sure, yet, of the diagnosis. I&#8217;m holding out for something temporary and easy\/cheap to cure. Last week, I got some new boy-shorts in the mail. What can I say, I love zippers. These are actually much the same as the red bikini briefs I have with the &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3651\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-attire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3651"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3653,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3651\/revisions\/3653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}