{"id":3471,"date":"2016-02-23T15:15:13","date_gmt":"2016-02-23T19:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3471"},"modified":"2016-02-23T15:15:13","modified_gmt":"2016-02-23T19:15:13","slug":"new-swamp-clip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3471","title":{"rendered":"New Swamp Clip!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_knoll.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3476\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3476\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_knoll-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"2016-02-20_knoll\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_knoll-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_knoll-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_knoll-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_knoll.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>You <a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3463\">saw some of the still photos<\/a>, now you can see the video clip!<\/p>\n<p>This is a silly story that beings with me, beaming in onto a &#8220;grassy knoll&#8221;. The knoll is covered with marsh grass and surrounded by marsh.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking I should have shaved my head, or worn my alien costume for this story, but I wasn&#8217;t thinking that far ahead when I went out on February 20. I was really just hoping I&#8217;d get to sink.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_swamp1200x900.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3472\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3472 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_swamp1200x900-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"2016-02-20_swamp1200x900\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_swamp1200x900-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_swamp1200x900-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_swamp1200x900-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_swamp1200x900-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_swamp1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>So, wearing the smallest jean cut-offs ever and a cropped t-shirt, I stepped off the &#8220;grassy knoll&#8221; and into the swamp mud, in the hopes of making it to solid ground. There wouldn&#8217;t be much to report if I had an easy time of it, so you can probably guess that things did not go well. The sad part is that I couldn&#8217;t go completely under in the spot I selected. I did manage to get very stuck, and eventually I beamed back to my ship. I&#8217;m wondering if one could actually beam out when they are immersed in mud. I considered that the transporter would only take the top half and leave the buried part of me behind. It&#8217;s probably a good thing this is make-believe.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_behind-scenes.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3475\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3475\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_behind-scenes-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"2016-02-20_behind-scenes\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_behind-scenes-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_behind-scenes-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_behind-scenes-768x575.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_behind-scenes.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>The main video ends when I beam back to my ship, but there there is another short scene that mirrors the <a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3463\">still images I posted on February 20<\/a>, followed by some behind the scenes and aftermath segments.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_cleanup.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3474\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3474\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_cleanup-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"2016-02-20_cleanup\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_cleanup-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_cleanup-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_cleanup-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/2016-02-20_cleanup.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>The mud and the water I had to clean up in were both pretty cold, so I was happy to end the movie without going completely under. However, I&#8217;m anxious to get totally immersed, so my next clip is pretty likely to include a total immersion scene. The trend is definitely in that direction. My last clip was just muddy boots, and this one was much deeper.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a link to the clip in my clip store: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clips4sale.com\/10094\/15217925\" target=\"_blank\">Beam Me Up, 2016-02-20<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You saw some of the still photos, now you can see the video clip! This is a silly story that beings with me, beaming in onto a &#8220;grassy knoll&#8221;. The knoll is covered with marsh grass and surrounded by marsh. I&#8217;m thinking I should have shaved my head, or worn my alien costume for this &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3471\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deepmud","category-teasertrailers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3471"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3478,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3471\/revisions\/3478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}