{"id":3242,"date":"2015-08-05T14:36:33","date_gmt":"2015-08-05T18:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3242"},"modified":"2015-08-05T14:39:28","modified_gmt":"2015-08-05T18:39:28","slug":"no-time-for-formalities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3242","title":{"rendered":"No Time for Formalities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_beg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3244\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_beg-300x213.jpg\" alt=\"2015-08-05_beg\" width=\"300\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_beg-300x213.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_beg-150x106.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_beg-1024x725.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_beg.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I was up late, last night, and I needed to be in the swamp by 08:30 to take full advantage of whatever low tide was available. We&#8217;ve had a lot of rain the past few days. Today was the first sunny day we&#8217;ve had this week, so I was anxious to get out. As it turned out, I got a late start. I arrived at the mud well after nine. The tide wasn&#8217;t super low, but it was low enough for several of my spots to be exposed.<\/p>\n<p>I knew that low tide wasn&#8217;t going to last long. I had two things working against me; 1) the amount of water coming down the creek from the recent rains, and 2) the upcoming high tide was going to be higher than normal. I knew when those two forces started moving against each other, the water was going to pile up fast.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_mid.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3243\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_mid-300x188.jpg\" alt=\"2015-08-05_mid\" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_mid-300x188.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_mid-150x94.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_mid-1024x640.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_mid.jpg 1595w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>The other thing that happens when we get a lot of rain is that trash gets washed into the creek with the runoff. I can&#8217;t paddle past trash without picking it up. That slowed me down a bit, also. When I did get to the spot I picked to get muddy, there was lots of exposed mud, and it looked really good. It was about then that I noticed the current had reversed and the tide was coming in. I didn&#8217;t have time to set up to shoot a movie, so I grabbed my GoPro and took it with me into the mud for a few minutes of fun before the rising tide made it all disappear.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_end.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3245\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_end-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"2015-08-05_end\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_end-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_end-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_end-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2015-08-05_end.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>My visit to the mud was short, but it was still enjoyable. After mudding, I went back out to the main creek and took a short swim to cool off. Then I paddled back to my car, collected some trash from along the road, packed up everything, and headed home. The entire trip took about 2.5 hours. It was just enough of a tease to make me horny. I&#8217;ve been pretty busy this week, but I&#8217;ll probably find something to get myself off later today, if nothing unexpected comes up. TMI? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>p.s. The frames you see here are from the GoPro video, but I&#8217;m not sure what will happen to the video, since I don&#8217;t have any good audio to go with it. The last frame (bottom left) shows the tide creeping up on me. I&#8217;ve already used some of the tide water to rinse the front of my shorts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was up late, last night, and I needed to be in the swamp by 08:30 to take full advantage of whatever low tide was available. We&#8217;ve had a lot of rain the past few days. Today was the first sunny day we&#8217;ve had this week, so I was anxious to get out. 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