{"id":3232,"date":"2015-07-30T23:07:18","date_gmt":"2015-07-31T03:07:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3232"},"modified":"2015-07-30T23:07:18","modified_gmt":"2015-07-31T03:07:18","slug":"short-mud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3232","title":{"rendered":"Short Mud"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"2015-07-30_pulling-kayak\"<\/a>I’m so well camouflaged in the first image on the left, you probably can’t even find me. I don’t suppose you would believe me if I told you I was just minding my own business when I accidentally fell into the mud and got covered from head to toe?<\/p>\n

Okay. What really happened was not really that exciting. In spite of, or maybe because of, the near full moon, the low tide was not so good. I’m not sure if it was the wind, or if the higher than usual high tide takes longer to go out. We also had some rain, today, but not much.<\/p>\n

\"2015-07-30_front\"<\/a>In any case, I knew I’d have limited opportunities and limited time. When I got dressed for the trip, I put on the yellow thong with the intention of shooting a little romp in the mud. I decided that would still be a viable course of action. I opted for a place where the mud is about waist deep.<\/p>\n

I had a clear sky, so I didn’t need to worry about the light changing while I was shooting. It did take me a while to get set up, but it was probably worth it. The video and audio both came out well.<\/p>\n

\"2015-07-30_muddy-thong\"<\/a>In any case, I set up the recording gear and shot another mud humping, masturbation scene that had a rather happy ending. Since I had a rather loud orgasm, I decided to name the video “Cum With Me”, rather than “Yellow Thong, Vol 3”.<\/p>\n

\"2015-07-30_cleaning-up\"<\/a>In spite of all that happiness, it was still a short romp. After about 25 minutes of horsing around, the tide was coming in fast. I dragged my boat out to the water and got cleaned up as well as I could in the shallow, muddy tributary. The tide was coming in so fast, it nearly swept me back to my car. It was a short paddle and a short sink. The entire trip was under 3 hours, which is unusual. It was still a good trip, and I think some people are going to really like the video.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m so well camouflaged in the first image on the left, you probably can’t even find me. I don’t suppose you would believe me if I told you I was just minding my own business when I accidentally fell into the mud and got covered from head to toe? Okay. What really happened was not … Continue reading »<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deepmud","category-attire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3232"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3237,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3232\/revisions\/3237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}