{"id":3158,"date":"2015-06-26T21:26:54","date_gmt":"2015-06-27T01:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3158"},"modified":"2015-06-26T21:26:54","modified_gmt":"2015-06-27T01:26:54","slug":"best-predicament-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3158","title":{"rendered":"Best Predicament, Ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_slogging.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3162\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_slogging-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"2015-06-26_slogging\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_slogging-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_slogging-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_slogging-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_slogging.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> I had to skip a day to give my sinuses a break. Between mowing grass, pollen, and getting muddy water up my nose, my sinuses can get pretty messed up. I slogged back out to the same general area, today, and the tide was very low, and I was late; d\u00e9j\u00e0 vu, all over again.<\/p>\n<p>This time I had a plan, and I didn&#8217;t leave anything important behind. What I wanted to do was to pick up right where I left off on Wednesday (June 24). I brought a length of bamboo so I could secure myself to the submerged log by my genitals and pull myself as deep as I could go. I wrote a detailed blog entry about the predicament on <a href=\"http:\/\/deepsinkingguys.socialparody.com\/\">deepsinkinguys<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_exploring.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3163\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_exploring-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"2015-06-26_exploring\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_exploring-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_exploring-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_exploring.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Before I even got to my spot, I had to stop to explore a pool of mud that I thought was rather shallow. Apparently I hadn&#8217;t explored that exact spot, because it turned out to be rather bottomless. Since I wasn&#8217;t actually ready to go under, I had to turn back and resume my trip to the designated spot. I have a GoPro video of this little detour, and I sink almost to my nipples. It&#8217;s not a bad scene, but I only have the audio from the GoPro, which is mostly useless.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_prep2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3159\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_prep2-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"2015-06-26_prep2\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_prep2-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_prep2-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2015-06-26_prep2.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>When I arrived at the submerged log, I had to set my bamboo support in place and tie on my double-ring tightener gizmo. In the photo on the left, I&#8217;ve already got the rope secured to my genitals and passed under the log on which I&#8217;m standing. I&#8217;m about to pass the free end through the double rings so I can pull myself down, but the winding through the rings won&#8217;t let me back up.<\/p>\n<p>The predicament itself was intense, and it ended when the tide came in and began to cover me. The video turned out really well, but I&#8217;m not sure it will be any fun to watch, because all of the interesting action happens under the mud. Oh well. At least I got to spend almost 2 hours immersed in crazy swamp mud. I don&#8217;t know when I&#8217;ll be going out, again, but I have a few videos to edit and release, if I ever get around to them. I&#8217;ve had a lot of other work to do, this month, so it&#8217;s been a slow month for mud videos.<\/p>\n<p>If you read this far, there is a <a href=\"\/movies\/2015-06-24_sp360p.m4v\">free teaser video from my trip on the 24th<\/a> when the audio failed on my JVC. Download it soon. It won&#8217;t be here forever. You might want to right-click and download the file. It&#8217;s in MP4 format.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to skip a day to give my sinuses a break. Between mowing grass, pollen, and getting muddy water up my nose, my sinuses can get pretty messed up. I slogged back out to the same general area, today, and the tide was very low, and I was late; d\u00e9j\u00e0 vu, all over again. &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=3158\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bondage-in-mud","category-deepmud","category-immersion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3158"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3165,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3158\/revisions\/3165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}