{"id":2930,"date":"2014-12-17T21:43:32","date_gmt":"2014-12-18T01:43:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=2930"},"modified":"2014-12-17T21:43:32","modified_gmt":"2014-12-18T01:43:32","slug":"fully-clothed-stuck-clip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=2930","title":{"rendered":"Fully Clothed &#8220;Stuck&#8221; Clip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/2014-12-16_stuck_comp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2931\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/2014-12-16_stuck_comp-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"2014-12-16_stuck_comp\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/2014-12-16_stuck_comp-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/2014-12-16_stuck_comp-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/2014-12-16_stuck_comp-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/2014-12-16_stuck_comp.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s called &#8220;Someone Help Me, I Can&#8217;t Move&#8221;, because I really couldn&#8217;t. It is a lot more difficult to navigate that mud with boots and jeans than it is barefoot and nearly naked.<\/p>\n<p>I think this video is pretty good. There is a short setup, in which you get to see my wardrobe and boots. I stay dry for the first 5 seconds, then wade through some water with a soft, muddy bottom. I crash through some grass, then make the fateful step into some deceptively deep mud. I was determined to cross that spot, so I took a couple of steps before I got completely stuck. After that, I just struggle, complain loudly, and slowly sink deeper. I couldn&#8217;t pull up either foot, or even turn around. I&#8217;d probably still be there if I were not such an experienced mudder, but I hate to brag.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, after I exhaust myself and sink up to my neck, the scene fades to black. Then there is a little more video, where I extract myself and rinse off in some nearby water. I hope someone likes this video. I really wanted to do a full immersion, I just physically couldn&#8217;t go any deeper; or it would have taken another 3 hours to get there. I&#8217;m pretty sure this will be the last clip of the year. I&#8217;ve got some old video to sort out and release, sometime, but I have no time before the new year.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Link to clip\" href=\"http:\/\/www.clips4sale.com\/10094\/12636511\" target=\"_blank\">Someone Help Me, I Can&#8217;t Move<\/a> &lt;&#8211; link to video clip in clip store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s called &#8220;Someone Help Me, I Can&#8217;t Move&#8221;, because I really couldn&#8217;t. It is a lot more difficult to navigate that mud with boots and jeans than it is barefoot and nearly naked. I think this video is pretty good. There is a short setup, in which you get to see my wardrobe and boots. &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=2930\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deepmud","category-attire","category-teasertrailers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2930"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2933,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2930\/revisions\/2933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}