{"id":1936,"date":"2013-07-03T19:47:43","date_gmt":"2013-07-03T23:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=1936"},"modified":"2013-07-03T19:47:43","modified_gmt":"2013-07-03T23:47:43","slug":"another-great-day-in-the-mud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=1936","title":{"rendered":"Another great day in the mud"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_clean.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1938\" alt=\"2013-07-03_clean\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_clean-300x183.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"183\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_clean-300x183.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_clean-150x91.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_clean.jpg 742w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I know you guys don&#8217;t want to hear about yet another hot mud adventure. How about if I complain about how much work it was? I arrived at the creek after the tide had gone mostly out, so I had to slog my way into my favorite quickmud spot. I tried to get some of the slogging on camera. That made if more difficult, as I had to slog a little way, then return for the camera. This slogging stuff is really difficult. The mud is really deep, and every step is a colossal effort.<\/p>\n<p>So, the first picture shows what I looked like before I started battling down a course of treacherous, smelly mud. I was wearing an old t-shirt that I cut off, and a brand new pair of nylon swim trunks that are about 2 sizes too small for me. (That right there should garner some sympathy from anyone with testicles.)<a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_step1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1940\" alt=\"2013-07-03_step1\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_step1-300x215.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_step1-300x215.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_step1-150x107.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_step1.jpg 666w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the photo on the right, I have arrived at the place where I will leave my boat and set up to video tape my muddy demise. That&#8217;s how muddy I got just getting there! (Are you feeling better, yet? Do you feel a little sorry for me?)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_fatefulstep.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1939\" alt=\"2013-07-03_fatefulstep\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_fatefulstep-300x168.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_fatefulstep-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_fatefulstep-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_fatefulstep.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>When I arrived at my super deep and treacherous pool of sucking mud, I tried to wade across it. I did not make it, and I ended up drowning in the quickmud. In the photo on the left, I&#8217;m about to take that fateful step. You would think, by now, I&#8217;d know better than to try to cross that spot. Apparently, I&#8217;m a really slow learner. (You&#8217;d better be feeling pretty bad for me, by now, you heartless bastard.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_after2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1937 alignright\" alt=\"2013-07-03_after2\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_after2-296x300.jpg\" width=\"296\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_after2-296x300.jpg 296w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_after2-148x150.jpg 148w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/2013-07-03_after2.jpg 533w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 296px) 100vw, 296px\" \/><\/a>Finally, I&#8217;ll leave you with a photo of the aftermath. I actually did a couple of sinks, and it was a pretty great trip. That spot is one of the hardest ones to get in and out of, so it is a lot of work, but it&#8217;s worth it. The video came out well, although the sun was coming and going, constantly, so the lighting is constantly changing, and the wind had it&#8217;s way with the audio because I recorded with the JVC&#8217;s built in stereo mic. Generally, I use a mic with a wind screen, but I had to travel light today.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait to release the video. It&#8217;s a lot of fun. No bondage today, just lots and lots of messy, deep mud! (Don&#8217;t hate me just because I get to play in awesome mud.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know you guys don&#8217;t want to hear about yet another hot mud adventure. How about if I complain about how much work it was? I arrived at the creek after the tide had gone mostly out, so I had to slog my way into my favorite quickmud spot. 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