{"id":1876,"date":"2013-05-24T20:56:59","date_gmt":"2013-05-25T00:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=1876"},"modified":"2021-01-18T10:46:04","modified_gmt":"2021-01-18T14:46:04","slug":"the-lichen-collector-new-clip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=1876","title":{"rendered":"The Lichen Collector (new clip)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/2012_lichen-collector_800x600.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1877\" src=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/2012_lichen-collector_800x600-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"2012_lichen-collector_800x600\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/2012_lichen-collector_800x600-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/2012_lichen-collector_800x600-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/2012_lichen-collector_800x600.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Last year, I collaborated with Fngibtm to make another mud movie. Fngibtm seemed to have a commercial interest in lichens which motivated him to wander around in the treacherous swamp to collect them. That provided a great segue for him to get stuck in some bottomless quickmud &#8230; and he did.<\/p>\n<p>The spot we selected gets thicker as you go deeper, so it&#8217;s pretty difficult to go all the way under. After struggling for 15 minutes, Fngibtm was up to his chin in mud and in need of rescue. That&#8217;s when I showed up, in my blue latex briefs, to &#8220;rescue&#8221; Fngibtm from certain boredom.<\/p>\n<p>You could say <a href=\"https:\/\/www.clips4sale.com\/studio\/10094\/8548483\/the-lichen-collector\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">this clip<\/a> is a little bipolar. We start with some bloke in mortal danger, then along comes a nearly naked man who takes advantage of the poor bloke&#8217;s predicament and has a little fun at his expense. Fngibtm never does get rescued. It&#8217;s probably safe to say he is worse off, having been discovered by the nearly naked and unusually clean mud guy.<\/p>\n<p>Link to clip in clip store: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.clips4sale.com\/studio\/10094\/8548483\/the-lichen-collector\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The Lichen Collector<\/a><\/p>\n<p>There will be one more clip featuring Fngibtm. Before he returned home, I &#8220;tortured&#8221; him in bondage, both in the swamp, and in the clay pit. I can&#8217;t say when that clip will be available.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last year, I collaborated with Fngibtm to make another mud movie. Fngibtm seemed to have a commercial interest in lichens which motivated him to wander around in the treacherous swamp to collect them. That provided a great segue for him to get stuck in some bottomless quickmud &#8230; and he did. The spot we selected &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/?p=1876\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deepmud"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1876"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5154,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1876\/revisions\/5154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mudlover.com\/theswamp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}