Expedition in Jean Cut-offs

Posted by on October 22, 2019

The legs on my old jeans were falling apart, so I cut them off and did some tailoring to make some perfect fitting cut-offs. I love them and I just had to wear them on an expedition.

I went out at low tide, this morning, but I knew I was being optimistic. The low tide yesterday morning was really low, but last night’s high tide was a foot above normal, so I figured today was going to be lack luster, at best. I was right.

However, I paddled my kayak about 4.5 miles, explored some swampy areas that I hadn’t previously explored, and I got to do it all in my new jean shorts. I shot a million short video clips of my treacherous expedition, and I edited them into an 8 minute video that I’ll eventually put on PornHub for everyone to check out. The video has walking shots, lots of shots of my muddy feet, shots of me jumping over water, wading across a spot I couldn’t jump over, slogging across a really muddy spot, and cleaning up in the creek.

3 Responses to Expedition in Jean Cut-offs

  1. andy85

    Hi Doug
    I really like those faded denim shorts,coupled with a white cut-off tee shirt makes the perfect sinking outfit.
    I always imagine some sort of scenario like many of the ones you have acted out. Indeed you have been an inspiration for some of my best sinks .
    Thanks for continuing to provide me and othes with lots have enjoyment

    • mudbondage

      Thanks, Andy. I’m always happy to help. It’s sure looking like mud season is over, here. The days are getting shorter and colder. I’m not looking forward to winter, but I’ll try to make the best of it. I’ve got a few winter projects to keep me busy.

  2. andy85

    It’s the same here too cold and damp to enjoy sinking until spring next year. I hope you have a good winter. I hope to see you again in the ‘perfect outfit’ caught in some bottomless quicksand traps