Author Archives: HeatherBlake

About HeatherBlake

I was hatched in the swamp and raised by alligators. When I was 5, I was taken in by a benevolent family. They tried to make me wear riding boots and take equestrian classes but I kept on riding the horses into the swamp. Eventually they gave up. I guess that's where my love of high boots came from. I got kicked out of school because I would always play 'quicksand' and bury my classmates in the sand box. I tried dating on and off but no one could ever live up to my expectations until I found Muddoug in my swamp in April of 2010. I tried to drown him in the river, simply because he had found my favorite mudding hole. To my pleasure, he survived! We have been filming our mud adventures ever since.

Tarzan Escapes on Pet Elephant!

Posted on June 5, 2011 by HeatherBlake

So there I was, tormenting my Tarzan, when out of nowhere, this freaking ELEPHANT comes along, unties him, and takes off with him!!! Ugh! I’ve heard elephant soup is pretty tasty…

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Official Start to Heather’s Mud Season

Posted on May 4, 2011 by HeatherBlake

YAY!! I got into the mud a few days ago, when Mudbondage and I  were out in the swamp hoping for a good low-tide to use his favorite spot.  I wasn’t really prepared to get muddy, so I didn’t go in very deep… although it was deeper than I expected!  I got stuck!!  Luckily, he … Continue reading »

Categories: Exploring, General mudding | 1 Comment

Heather’s Return to the Swamp

Posted on April 18, 2011 by HeatherBlake

Well, I’d like to say my mud season has officially started, but since I didn’t actually get into the mud, I guess it’ll have to wait.  I did, however, manage to fall into a camouflaged mud hole while carrying the video equipment back to the kayaks. I guess the mud misses me as much as … Continue reading »

Categories: General mudding | 2 Comments